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Craig Smith
01 February 2009 @ 09:20 am
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Craig Smith
28 April 2008 @ 02:18 pm
Just to let everyone know that Mark Donnelly's new book is now available to purchase. I would recommend the retailer WHSmith. I intend to purchase a copy for the use of an encyclopedia. Yum yum...
 
 
Craig Smith
13 February 2008 @ 06:00 pm
In traditional Smurfwalker fashion, I have given very little notice about this event. However, for LARP players everywhere this is a must for only £3 admission. It's local too - held at Elsecar Heritage Centre on 23rd - 24th February.

http://www.foreign-field.co.uk/market.html
 
 
Craig Smith
08 January 2008 @ 08:16 am

Swash will be held at the Royal Armouries, Leeds on 1st & 2nd March 2008. Cost = £85 for the weekend if you attend the black tie / dress dinner (overnight accommodation not included in price). See you all there..?

 
 
Craig Smith
04 January 2008 @ 09:55 pm
It's Viv's (my brother) birthday on Saturday. To celebrate, a party will be held at our humble abode from 7pm. 

There will be, of course, be fire and booze.
 
 
Craig Smith
31 October 2007 @ 09:22 pm

For anyone interested; Eve Elle & the Cryptkeepers are performing 2x forty-five minute sets at the Abbey Inn in Leeds on Saturday 3rd November.

http://www.theabbey-inn.co.uk/gigs.htm

 
 
 
 
Craig Smith
13 October 2007 @ 06:55 am

makes 

[info]smurfwalker a dull, smutty, rich (this has the potential for a lot of milage) boy!

Unable to play with my dagger today be involved with swordplay. I am, however, still hopeful of attending the party.

 

 
 
 
 
Craig Smith
01 October 2007 @ 08:52 pm

We've all been to these parties...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=M4P5nMLKklk

 
 
Craig Smith
01 October 2007 @ 07:18 pm
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."


She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container ................................
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"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
 
 
Craig Smith
17 September 2007 @ 07:19 pm
As you guys systematically eat all the pies in Sheffield, perhaps you can keep an eye out for potential live music venues? Maybe a pub with a gig room and pie on the menu. We could have a pie n punk night!
 
 
Craig Smith
16 September 2007 @ 09:11 am
This is my first entry (fnarr fnarr). 

I'm sure EVERYBODY has read the lastest Neo magazine http://www.neomag.co.uk/ by now. That means you will be all aware of the up-coming Tokyopop Recon events http://tokyopop.com/ on Tuesday 9th October (in Doncaster) and Monday 22nd October (in York).

There will be a cosplay & art competition. For more info buy the mag. Don't ask me; I know nothing (as usual).
 
 
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